Dexter

=Dexter= A TV series based off Jeff Lindsay's novels, about Dexter Morgan, a serial killer who kills other serial killers. =Season 1= The Ice Truck Killer kills lots of hookers, yet the media treats them like they are the senator's daughters. Dexter kills sick fucks because his dark passanger tells him too. Dexter works up enough courage to get laided. Doakes says "SUPRIESE MOTHERFUCKER." Dexter finds out that the Ice Truck Killer is his older brother and then kills him. =Season 2= Doakes becomes to Dexter what Wile E. Coyote was to the Road Runner. Dexter joins Serial Killers Anonymous, where he meets Lila. Doakes finds out that his that he was right and Dexter is a sick fuck. Doakes trys to arrest Dexter but he himself ends up his captor in a drug dealers cabin. Lila find the cabin and causes a huge explosion nearly killing Doakes. Dexter then kills Lila for being a huge cunt and then lets Doakes take all the blame for being the The Bay Harbor Butcher, but that's ok because he's black. =Season 3= It fucking sucked. Mainly because Cybord Doakes has yet to appear. The only meriable part of season 3 was when Dexter kills an innocent pedo named Nathan Marten who was stalking Astor. Dexter also gets milk for Rita. All in a day's work Dex. =Season 4= The Trinity Killer retruns after 30 years to Maimi to finish his cycle. Quinn turns into Doakes 2.0. Dexter finds out that the Trinity Killer is Arthur Mitchell. Instead of killing the Trinity Killer right away he lets it drag out so far that the Trinity Killer finds out who he is and kills Rita. GG Dex. =Quotes= "MMMIIIGGGUUEEELLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Dexter

"It's who you know and who you blow." - Doakes

"Shut up cunt." - Arthur Mitchell

"The tits are right there." - Dexter

"Stop grinning like a fucking psyco and get back to work." - Doakes

"You getting a God dam hard on there Morgan." - Doakes

"Even I'm disturbed by this." - Dexter

"It would fuck up your rep and make me look like a winey bitch." - Doakes

"I am the last person you want to fuck with, because I will FUCK YOU BACK! In ways you never even imagined." - Miguel

"I can explain all that shemale stuff." - Masuka

"I need uniform, back up, forensic, fuck it just send everyone." - Doakes

"Fucking Albert Chung." - Masuka

"Fucking Albert Chung." - Miguel

"SUPRISE MOTHERFUCKER." - Doakes

"Because you're like a retarded puppy." - Angel

"Lead fucking investigator aka everyone's bitch." - Masuka

"I GOT CITY FUCKING HALL! - Miguel

"They said that stain would come out!" - Dexter

"Romeo if this is your idea of a romatic weekend, your going to be a bacular for a very long time." Masuka

"Can we please secure this motherfucking crime scene?" - Doakes

"Ho ho ho, another dead ho." - Masuka

"You go after killers, you get killers, I get that, but this, this is some sick fuck ritual man and you need help." - Doakes [[Category:.]]