Dexter

=Dexter= A TV series based off Jeff Lindsay's novels, about Dexter Morgan, a serial killer who kills other serial killers. =Season 1= SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT

The Ice Truck Killer kills lots of hookers, yet the media treats them like they are the senator's daughters. Dexter kills serial killers because his dark passanger tells him too. Dexter works up enough courage to get laided. Doakes says "SUPRIESE MOTHERFUCKER." Dexter finds out that the Ice Truck Killer is his older brother, kills his brother, and crys like the little emo bitch that he is. =Season 2= SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERTSPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT

Doakes becomes to Dexter what Wile E. Coyote was to the Road Runner. Dexter joins Serial Killers Anonymous, where he meets Lila. Doakes finds out that his that he was right and Dexter is a sick fuck. Doakes trys to arrest Dexter but he himself ends up his captor in a drug dealers cabin. Lila find the cabin and causes a huge explosion nearly killing Doakes. Dexter then kills Lila for being a huge cunt and then lets Doakes take all the blame for being the The Bay Harbor Butcher, but that's ok because he's black. =Season 3= SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERTSPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT

It fucking sucked. Mainly because Cybord Doakes has yet to appear. The only meriable part of season 3 was when Dexter kills an innocent pedo named Nathan Marten who was stalking Astor. Dexter also gets milk for Rita. All in a day's work Dex. =Season 4= SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERTSPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT

The Trinity Killer retruns after 30 years to Maimi to finish his cycle. Quinn turns into Doakes 2.0. Dexter finds out that the Trinity Killer is Arthur Mitchell. Instead of killing the Trinity Killer right away he lets it drag out so far that the Trinity Killer finds out who he is and kills Rita. GG Dex. =Charcheters= Dexter Morgan - The show's title. IRL he is a serial killer but secretly he is a lab geek.

Debra Morgan - Dexter's foster sister. She is the worst characher on the show. She's only on the show for fapping material.

James Doakes - An angery American American sergeant who suspected that Dexter was a serial killer despite everyone else not getting wise, thus making him the smartest person on the entire show. He loves saying motherfucker and Morgan. Doakes fate after escaping to Haiti is unkown.

Rita Bennett - Originally Dexter's girl friend, Dexter grew some balls and got her knocked up. After that they got married and and had a son. She was killed by the neighbor The Trinity Killer.

Angel Batista - No relation to Fulgencio Batista. He is a Cuban cop who has terriable love life. He also talks like a three year old.

Harry Morgan - Dexter's adapoted father who trained his son to be a serial killer. After seeing that he had created a monster he became an hero. Despite being dead Harry shows up in just about every episode in his ghost form.

Vince Masuke - He is half Japanese and Dexter's lab geek partner. He is also the funniest guy on the entire show. Masuke loves country music, monster cars, and perverted stuff.

Maria LaGuerta - Cuban bitch. Her hobbies inculde harraseing Debra, fucking Doakes, aruging with Tom Mathews, and filtering with Dexter.

Joey Quinn - He is a shittier whitter Irish version of Doakes. Much like Doakes he loves picking on lab geeks, such as Dexter.

Ice Truck Killer aka Rudy Cooper aka Brian Moser - Dexter's biolgical brother despite being Mexican. Despite both brothers being royaly fucked up by their mother's death they were both seperated and Brian was sent to an insane asythum. He had a really creepy fetish with body parts.

Little Miss Parton My Tits aka Lila Tournay aka Lila West - Dexter's soul mate. She is an English vamprie. She loves Dexter so much that she trys to kill him. Dexter then returns the favor and kills her.

Miguel Prado - Dexter's BBF. Dexter killed his brother, teached him to be a serial killer, and drove his other brother insane. GG Dex. Miguel is well know for speaking in ALL CAPS. Despite Miguel being the assistant district attorney he, his wife, and family are never mentioned before or after season 3, proofing that season 3 was fucking useless.

Trinity Killer aka Arthur Mitchell - Dexter's biological father Dexter's rivial. He was a serial killer for 30 years and he would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for that meddling Dexter. Much like Dexter, he too has had a icestuous relationship with his sister. =The Code= Originally known as The Code of Harry, it's now simpley called The Code because Dexter chooses to follow or not and make new rules for it. =Quotes= "MMMIIIGGGUUEEELLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Dexter
 * Killing must serve a purpose, otherwise it's just plain murder.
 * Be sure they are gulity.
 * Blend in with society
 * Control the dark passanger, and channel it.

"It's who you know and who you blow." - Doakes

"Shut up cunt." - Arthur Mitchell

"The tits are right there." - Dexter

"Stop grinning like a fucking psyco and get back to work." - Doakes

"You getting a God dam hard on there Morgan?" - Doakes

"Even I'm disturbed by this." - Dexter

"It would fuck up your rep and make me look like a winey bitch." - Doakes

"I am the last person you want to fuck with, because I will FUCK YOU BACK! In ways you never even imagined." - Miguel

"I can explain all that shemale stuff." - Masuka

"I need uniform, back up, forensic, fuck it just send everyone." - Doakes

"Fucking Albert Chung." - Masuka

"Fucking Albert Chung." - Miguel

"SUPRISE MOTHERFUCKER." - Doakes

"Because you're like a retarded puppy." - Angel

"Lead fucking investigator aka everyone's bitch." - Masuka

"I GOT CITY FUCKING HALL! - Miguel

"They said that stain would come out!" - Dexter

"Romeo if this is your idea of a romatic weekend, your going to be a bacular for a very long time." Masuka

"Can we please secure this motherfucking crime scene?" - Doakes

"Ho ho ho, another dead ho." - Masuka

"You go after killers, you get killers, I get that, but this, this is some sick fuck ritual man and you need help." - Doakes