Dexter

=Dexter= A TV series based off Jeff Lindsay's novels, about Dexter Morgan, a serial killer who kills other serial killers. Currently /tv/'s favorite tv show to obsess over, as L O S T is off-air.

=Opening= Whitout a doubt the Dexter opening is the most boreing part of the show. Most people with DVR's usely skip the recap and opeing. The opening is average every day morning stuff in the eyes of a serial killer = The Code =

Disregard that. Dexter is going rouge this season.

=Quotes= "MIIIIIGGGUUEEELLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Dexter

"It's who you know and who you blow." - Doakes

"Shut up cunt." - Arthur Mitchell

"Vastly overrated." - Masuka

"The tits are right there." - Dexter

"Stop grinning like a fucking psyco and get back to work." - Doakes

"It's gonna be crazy good." - Angel

"You getting a God dam hard on there Morgan?" - Doakes

"No one's raping anyone." - Dexter

"Even I'm disturbed by this." - Dexter

"It would fuck up your rep and make me look like a winey bitch." - Doakes

"I am the last person you want to fuck with, because I will FUCK YOU BACK! In ways you never even imagined." - Miguel

"I can explain all that shemale stuff." - Masuka

"I need uniform, back up, forensic, fuck it just send everyone." - Doakes

"Fucking Albert Chung." - Masuka

"Fucking Albert Chung." - Miguel

"That's it, no more donuts for Masuka." - Dexter

"But what I haven't told you about is the time I kicked the shit out of him and knocked him down a flight of stairs and I really enjoyed it." - Miguel

"SUPRISE MOTHERFUCKER." - Doakes

"Because you're like a retarded puppy." - Angel

"Lead fucking investigator; translation everyone's bitch." - Masuka

"I GOT CITY FUCKING HALL! - Miguel

"They said that stain would come out!" - Dexter

"Romeo if this is your idea of a romatic weekend, your going to be a bacular for a very long time." - Masuka

"You me, after work, were gonna go hit something hard." - Miguel

"Can we please secure this motherfucking crime scene?" - Doakes

"Ho ho ho, another dead ho." - Masuka

"You go after killers, you get killers, I get that, but this, this is some sick fuck ritual man and you need help." - Doakes